Thoughts of man boobs do not excite me. However, it was the character Kramer on the TV sitcom Seinfeld that made me realize that slightly overweight middle aged men often sport a pair of breasts in need of an A, B, or even a C cup. That said I want the entire club to know I never look at members of my fellow gender to see if they are shapely, and I can honestly and unequivocally state that I have never been attracted to a large set of man boobs.
Yet for the first time in my forty-eight years of life I have to admit that man boobs may now be of some attraction. Mark Erickson, a Harbortown member in good standing, has brazenly bared a nice set of man boobs in hopes of raising funds for of all things: breast cancer research. Mark can be seen on the new Dragon Boat Festival Calendar wearing little else than a single water ski. His man boobs are not only visible; they are prominently displayed for an entire month for anyone who happens to see the calendar. When my small grandchildren come around I’ll have to remember to shield their eyes.
Seriously, Mark is to be commended. While in the process of developing a set man boobs myself, I have no intention of letting anyone but my wife see them. It is a brave man who publicly bares a set of these babies. Before Mark is branded as the manzier man, I want to be the first one to commend him for taking it off in an effort to help others. Mark is brave and altruistic man.
To help Mark raise money for breast cancer research, each and every member can and should sell a few man boob calendars – it’s for a good cause. See Goldy today for your supply of man boob calendars.
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i guess Andy wears one of those one-piece full body suits like from the 20's when he goes to the pool or beach
the illusion obviously is there, but there is more clothing behind the ski. former swimmers still have a speedo or two in the "chest of drawers" to pick from.
I personally had the opportunity to see all of the men bbos, and I can attest they were all worth looking at, whether the shot was an illusion or not. I am very proud of all of my calendar boys!
Just help us sell the calendars. You can look forward to the women of rotary next year. Lynn Damberg
As a man-boob model myself, I can attest to the freedom from shame this calendar has bestowed upon me. I have learned to display my man-boobs with utter confidence knowing nary one man, let alone a single (or married, or even widowed) woman, will be remotely titillated by my display. My work was performed with the sincere hope of inspiring other men with boobs to simply bare it, self-esteem be damned. Tonight, walking through the mall with my head held high, I noticed for the first time how the shoppers rarely looked me in the eye, but instead focused a good 12 inches or so below. But if being an "object" helps one kid, saves one breast (or two, as the come in pairs), then this was worth it indeed.
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